Be Careful What You Wish For On Your Birthday. Chris Schlichting - Full Special

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Be careful what you wish for on your birthday or like Chris Schlichting you might find out years later that your wish came true. In this hilarious full Dry Bar Comedy special from Chris Schlichting Chris breaks down everything from birthday wishes to the amount of mayo that Subway is putting on their sandwiches. Whether you're someone who isn't good at spelling, or you're just someone who hates mayo this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Chris Schlichting is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.

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  1. Zoe Jen Zen
    Zoe Jen Zen
    15 ժամ առաջ

    I turned this off @ 4:50 when he told the story of him and his dad brutally killing a raccoon. Won't watch this idiot again.

  2. Hai Papi
    Hai Papi
    16 ժամ առաջ

    That’s funny I played rock tag with my older sister when I was young, split her forehead open😬😂 I’m undefeated currently

  3. Christopher Brent
    Christopher Brent
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  4. Kunal Roy
    Kunal Roy
    2 օր առաջ

    Good clean fun!

  5. RyynerWicked
    5 օր առաջ

    How does this guy look like Ron burgundy, jason sudeikis, an Adam sandler all at the same time .... with that being said this guy is ridiculously funny lmao the 2 weeks detention joke had me dieing lol

  6. Scott Woodham
    Scott Woodham
    6 օր առաջ

    He's very lucky he's never broken a bone I have way back

  7. Belias Phyre
    Belias Phyre
    6 օր առաջ

    If you do ever start a store called Catch and Dress a Squirrel, maybe don't let your father-in-law try it out.

  8. Chrisoula Lakkas
    Chrisoula Lakkas
    7 օր առաջ

    Your discipline will determine your success.

  9. Greg Simspon
    Greg Simspon
    8 օր առաջ

    Wow not funny

  10. Nkryptchon 01
    Nkryptchon 01
    9 օր առաջ

    Don't GAF about mine. I wish for NOTHING. Haven't celebrated it in over 20 years..

  11. Matthew Stewart
    Matthew Stewart
    10 օր առաջ

    You sir are hilarious! Keep it up!

  12. reece jasmin
    reece jasmin
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  13. butterfly23t
    11 օր առաջ

    “I’m preheating!” 😆😂🤣

  14. Eric B
    Eric B
    11 օր առաջ

    Kind of dark/violent.

  15. seth young
    seth young
    11 օր առաջ

    This dude is a genius. Frickin loved it

  16. Kaido
    12 օր առաջ

    Yo this dudes hilarious

  17. A M
    A M
    12 օր առաջ

    This guy is hilarious!! Would love to see more of him.

  18. Stuffz
    13 օր առաջ

    Rock tag

  19. Ar Kin
    Ar Kin
    13 օր առաջ

    Mr. Schlichting started very well but started to lose it at the end of the sqirrel shop idea. Just do your thing, don't wait for the audience to give you laughs - let them laugh, not laugh ... who cares, just move on. Otherwise it's awkward and comes across needy, everything but funny. Good stuff, performance needs some work. Really liked the I WILL FIND YOU part - just beautiful 😘

  20. Deanna Young
    Deanna Young
    13 օր առաջ

    At Subway the same goes for if you ask for a lot of mayonnaise. They'll give you a little tiny bit!! Lol

  21. Anba Dickerson
    Anba Dickerson
    14 օր առաջ

    My have brother and when we all still lived at home one got super drunk and passed out on the only couch in living room so my other brother took his electric razor and shaved off drunk boy eye brows it took him forever to sleep in off in his room then a bit so he must have made plans to see girl friends and she told him he had no eye brows then she used make up to draw on brows the we said that you should have used sharpie marker so it won't wash off but we only have black and he is light hair and eyes so brown would be better

  22. Alan Mott-Smith
    Alan Mott-Smith
    14 օր առաջ

    Block tube NOT AMget!

  23. Alan Mott-Smith
    Alan Mott-Smith
    14 օր առաջ

    Stop the Ads

  24. Rick Frederick
    Rick Frederick
    14 օր առաջ

    This guys is total underrated

  25. Sparky Spark
    Sparky Spark
    14 օր առաջ

    Excellent! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  26. kilo hotel
    kilo hotel
    14 օր առաջ

    Did you say hunting is a sport? It’s not a sport. It’s an evil game for violent, death-loving humans.

  27. Brandon Govreau
    Brandon Govreau
    14 օր առաջ

    You know what happens when you give tachyons a quantum state you literally squish the beginning and end of everything into itself that would rip the SpaceTime continuum inside out I think it would be a bad idea to collide tachyons in a quantum state in a hadron collider I don't think it'll just mess with our universe I think it'll mess with every universe don't do it any place in existence please and thank you it's to save our lives don't ever do it

  28. Dee Johnson
    Dee Johnson
    14 օր առաջ

    Oh my goodness, this guy is funny! 😄

  29. Samuel Akinode
    Samuel Akinode
    14 օր առաջ

    All I know is how to be, the stove. Legend.

  30. Jon Goodwin
    Jon Goodwin
    14 օր առաջ

    feature act on youtube's new "chunky" algorithm setting.

  31. c m
    c m
    15 օր առաջ

    Not wrong about Subway mayonnaise. Also, Provo has some funny laughers. The comedians go there to get them ladies going. There's one who always sounds like she can't breathe at all and is maybe a guinea pig.

  32. NOAH R
    NOAH R
    15 օր առաջ


    15 օր առաջ

    What a goof.

  34. Gixxer James
    Gixxer James
    15 օր առաջ

    lol glad to see I'm not the only one with a wife that knows what to do with those Victoria secret cards!!

  35. TR-3
    15 օր առաջ

    That intro.👍

  36. SuprChickn 77
    SuprChickn 77
    15 օր առաջ

    Definitely one of the most natural comedians I've seen on here for a while.

  37. charls seal
    charls seal
    15 օր առաջ

    2 weeks detention but no special Ed! Legend!!!

  38. Flat Earth Travolta
    Flat Earth Travolta
    15 օր առաջ

    All you people who thumbsed up this video are silly.

  39. Rusting Stardust
    Rusting Stardust
    15 օր առաջ

    This guy has good comedic timing

  40. ppaul946
    15 օր առաջ

    Funny dude

  41. Hidden Spots BC
    Hidden Spots BC
    15 օր առաջ

    I am all in on this catch and dress a squirrel idea. Take my money.

  42. Cody Gailey
    Cody Gailey
    15 օր առաջ

    This was pretty good he seems like a cross between Nick swardson an Ed helms.. even kinda looks like em

  43. barbara lyster
    barbara lyster
    15 օր առաջ

    You are very funny and appreciated I made a comment that wasn’t nice but it wasn’t meant for you! Chris you’re super funny God bless you!

  44. Bruce Robinson
    Bruce Robinson
    15 օր առաջ

    Well played Emily ..... seeeeeeeeee Emily play ?

  45. Riding With Sean
    Riding With Sean
    15 օր առաջ

    So good!

  46. Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
    Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
    15 օր առաջ

    This was really good. I'll have to watch it another time when I don't feel like I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

  47. McDizzle
    15 օր առաջ

    Hate Mayo great jokes ✌🏻

  48. mama cito
    mama cito
    15 օր առաջ

    This guys good enjoyed his whole set

  49. barbara lyster
    barbara lyster
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  50. barbara lyster
    barbara lyster
    15 օր առաջ

    LOL hahahaha !!! God bless you!!!

  51. Djimenez187
    15 օր առաջ

    This was 25 mins of hard laughs!!😂😂

  52. DrWattson VII
    DrWattson VII
    15 օր առաջ

    His freakin' Squirrel business had me dying, he'll be arrested opening day! His full set was definitely worth the wait. Another golden show added to my Comedy Favorites playlist.

    1. Montana Hoser
      Montana Hoser
      10 օր առաջ

      Might have been more convincing with seals instead of squirrels. :D

  53. Valory J
    Valory J
    15 օր առաջ

    This guy is funny. His twin boys new game 'rock tag'.... "say something to your brother!" ... "You're it" ROFL!

  54. BMG The Performer
    BMG The Performer
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  55. stuff4ever
    15 օր առաջ

    Some mad funny dad vibes coming from this dude

  56. Maria Del Villar
    Maria Del Villar
    16 օր առաջ


  57. Michele Mcguire
    Michele Mcguire
    16 օր առաջ

    I'm 62 going on 63 and never broke any bones either, not even when I got hit by a car at age 14

  58. Samson Hendrix III
    Samson Hendrix III
    16 օր առաջ

    14:26 … if he would’ve said Stapled to his head it would’ve been funnier (Scrooged), horrible, but funnier😅

  59. Denise Kessler
    Denise Kessler
    16 օր առաջ

    Lol hey sweaty 😅🤣

  60. Jeremy Bettis
    Jeremy Bettis
    16 օր առաջ

    38! You're 50 don't lie.

    1. Ruth Ann
      Ruth Ann
      16 օր առաջ

      It's the mustache lol

  61. sinead
    16 օր առաջ

    He's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💝!!!!

  62. Lxd VYB
    Lxd VYB
    16 օր առաջ


  63. Queen Corine
    Queen Corine
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  64. box cartwilly
    box cartwilly
    16 օր առաջ


    16 օր առաջ

    If you haven't broken a bone you're not a man

  66. • Salt Rock
    • Salt Rock
    16 օր առաջ

    This guy needs a sitcom. Super talented.

  67. Connor Barker
    Connor Barker
    16 օր առաջ

    i have a simular note story. im dyslexic but didnt know in year 7 of school. so i decided to give a girl a note becuase im a teenager and dumb. i spelt beauitful wrong. badly wrong. and she was a bit of a jerk and shared the note with the whole school. guess who became a laughing stock for three years.

  68. Lance Efron
    Lance Efron
    16 օր առաջ

    I was 40 when I broke a bone for the first time. Broke my metatarsal as I stepped off the sidewalk.

  69. heartbeatpoetry
    16 օր առաջ

    This was way better than the average Dry Bar Comedy special!

    1. Abdullah Sediqi
      Abdullah Sediqi
      14 օր առաջ

      Tom mabe's special was atrocious on here. He stole old as hell jokes

  70. Top OfTheLine
    Top OfTheLine
    16 օր առաջ

    this guy is very funny lol. i lost it when he told the squirrel to run lmao thanks for the laughs chris

  71. Speed TheStreamer
    Speed TheStreamer
    16 օր առաջ

    23:02 who is that woman? 0_0

  72. *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
    *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
    16 օր առաջ

    Hilarious!!! 😆😆😆👍 So many awesome jokes that gets me, but I laughed uproariously the most at Immigrant Song baby, rock tag, and the BB gun pump part. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He also looks like an older, similarly cute version of Christopher Mintz-Plasse.

  73. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
    16 օր առաջ

    Ruins it 7 minutes in with the weight stigma and weight loss stuff. Such a waste.

    1. McKinnon Wilson
      McKinnon Wilson
      15 օր առաջ

      Bye Felicia!

    2. Constance Skalecki
      Constance Skalecki
      16 օր առաջ

      You complain about every video. Go away if you’re so unhappy, you’re not a victim.

    3. Speed TheStreamer
      Speed TheStreamer
      16 օր առաջ

      whats wrong with getting in shape?

  74. Pam Gonzalez
    Pam Gonzalez
    16 օր առաջ

    Paper beats rock! Love it!

  75. Terri Drollinger
    Terri Drollinger
    16 օր առաջ


  76. JustOneAsbesto
    16 օր առաջ

    If Chicago deep dish had a face...

  77. sueqdm
    16 օր առաջ

    Great set!

  78. Felicia
    16 օր առաջ

    My brother is 46 and he still tells them he's allergic to bees 🐝

    1. Fabulous Family
      Fabulous Family
      15 օր առաջ

      It's good to have on record.

  79. Hiei Kane
    Hiei Kane
    16 օր առաջ

    Best dad jokes I've ever heard

      16 օր առաջ

      Low standards I see. Probably his relatives and friends lol Theres way way better.

  80. KlutchPhreek
    16 օր առաջ

    This guy was a teacher at my high school (in Davenport Iowa) great to see where he has made it.

    1. Dadu63
      3 օր առաջ

      Mine too.

    2. Brett Carter
      Brett Carter
      9 օր առաջ

      @McKinnon Wilson Graduated 2012 from Davenport IA. This guy was literally a speech teacher there.

    3. Little China
      Little China
      9 օր առաջ

      I just saw this on my recommended and almost spit out my tea, he was one of my favorite teachers!

    4. Praben
      10 օր առաջ

      @KlutchPhreek cool! I like his comedy. It's like chatting with your very funny buddy compared to watching a comedian performing a stand up

    5. KlutchPhreek
      11 օր առաջ

      @Praben ya, we all knew him as a comedian back then he has grown a way bigger following since.

  81. Lethal Princess
    Lethal Princess
    16 օր առաջ

    2:32 Part of the problem with having ADHD is that you can't sit still, and because of that you are always hurting yourself in the dumbest ways possible. I lose at least six toenails a few times over each year just by stubbing it too many times. Lots of blood is all I can say.

    1. Lethal Princess
      Lethal Princess
      15 օր առաջ

      @Jay Gee I wish I could but firstly, it never satisfies my random bursts of energy, and secondly, I'm pretty unaware of how fidgety I am until I end up running into something, tripping over myself and falling, or stubbing my toe (I also broke my toe once from just being stupid again. But that was in public, and *definitely* not my best moment 😅). Or someone just tells me and then I realize I probably have to distract myself so I can calm down. Normally fidgets help with that. But not always 😅😅

    2. Michele Mcguire
      Michele Mcguire
      16 օր առաջ


    3. Jay Gee
      Jay Gee
      16 օր առաջ

      Stop swinging your feet start bouncing your knee I'm one spot

  82. Lethal Princess
    Lethal Princess
    16 օր առաջ

    0:46 I do this all the time 🤦🏽‍♀️ I never know when it's a bad time to share stuff like that 😅 like I was with a group of friends once, and we were all having our own conversations but we all kind of stopped collectively at once, and I ended up saying the last thing in dead silence, which ended with, "And that's how my math teacher committed suicide." But it was really embarrassing actually, because I was at college and I'm pretty sure the whole cafe heard..... 😳 Someone else asked me how I was doing the day after April 2nd of this year, and I just said, "My dad died yesterday because I saw him catch on fire six days ago grilling burgers, I'm doing great :)." Grief makes you state the worse possible scenarios in public....

    1. Lethal Princess
      Lethal Princess
      15 օր առաջ

      @*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* Awe, I'm sorry you lost your love in a painful way.... ❤️ I understand that as well. There was a guy I liked when my dad was alive. He was a family friend and we were in the same grade attending the same school. Apparently he liked me all throughout elementary school and I didn't know it. I treated him like a brother, at least until I realized I was in love with him in high school. By then, I didn't know how to express my love for him, other than by starting arguments about academics and education. We are polar opposites. He hates school but I care about it. We'd fight all the time in a playful banter kind of way. He looked out for me, at least until I moved away. He stopped talking to me, as it was then did I realize that I broke his heart. I feel like I let him get away, because I loved him. And now we are in separate states. My dad is the one who introduced me to him too, because he grew up with his mom, and his mom is my aunt's best friend. But at this point, I pray that God brings the one before I get old 😅😅😅 And since you don't really know me, I think it's safe to say that I'm 19, lol. So now, it's always the same hit and run situation, every time I meet a guy. First they want the apple but when they bite into it, it's not what they were expecting, so they run away 🙄😅😅 Still, though, I hope you find love even if you're old. I think it is genuinely God's will that we all end up meeting that person who will support us in everything we do as a team. ❤️

    2. *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
      *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
      15 օր առաջ

      @Lethal Princess I'm too old, I've stopped looking for love for years now, hahaha. But if someone sincere came along (and if I also think they're cute 🤭), I will open my heart again. In my experience, sometimes even when you're not looking for them, someone will come for you eventually...someone who truly understands you, who loves you just the way you obnoxiously are...the person who knows that you actually means no harm and feels your hidden pain inside. And even if that person haven't came, or had gone again (in my case, in a very painful way), at the very least we have to love and be happy to be ourselves. 😆🤗❤

    3. Lethal Princess
      Lethal Princess
      15 օր առաջ

      @*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* OMG SAME 😂😂😅 which is probably why I don't have a boyfriend yet 😆😆 at first they're interested, and then I end up scaring them off with my overbearing, sarcastically loud and obnoxious personality 😂😅😅 And then the dark humor and argumentative side of my personality sends them running for the hills 😅😩

    4. *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
      *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
      16 օր առաջ

      I can relate! 😅 I used humor as defense mechanism and oftentimes don't even realize that I've crossed the line and keep talking about uncomfortable stuff in a light, joking manner for minutes before I notice my friends/people staring in silence...

  83. Jaclofus
    16 օր առաջ

    One of the best dry bar sets I’ve seen!

  84. Paul LeBlanc
    Paul LeBlanc
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  85. Jeff G
    Jeff G
    16 օր առաջ

    Can you please stop regurgitating in my direction. Its like clean comedy in a messy workspace that keeps getting shoved at my desk. Imagine if you will a paperboy that doesn't want to untie the new edition so he goes into the recycle bins of people and puts them back on their doorstep

    1. Jeff G
      Jeff G
      15 օր առաջ

      @Fabulous Family I didn't watch it, I only watched enough to realize it was another repeat. I'm saying If they didn't keep uploading repeats then I, and others, wouldn't have to start watching something they've already seen.

    2. Fabulous Family
      Fabulous Family
      15 օր առաջ

      Nobody forced you to watch it.

  86. Michell Pierce
    Michell Pierce
    16 օր առաջ

    I feel bad cuz I didn't think he was going to be funny o'lord ice cube was hilarious

  87. christian elgin
    christian elgin
    16 օր առաջ

    Dude, it's the white Pablo Escobar.... Haha

  88. Llama Sugar
    Llama Sugar
    16 օր առաջ

    Anyone else think he looks like Gorden Kaye?

  89. Wayne Smith
    Wayne Smith
    16 օր առաջ

    This dude funny. Got a Burt Kreischer vibe.

  90. Carl Wheathers
    Carl Wheathers
    16 օր առաջ

    Chris is the man! Great special. Great comic.

  91. Michael Junior
    Michael Junior
    16 օր առաջ

    Rock tag Thomas say something to ya brother Thomas : you're it??? 😂😂

  92. 1 Best Friend 2 u
    1 Best Friend 2 u
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  93. KWA
    16 օր առաջ

    12:36 What's a mall?

    1. BraIIInMuch
      16 օր առաջ

      Shopping center with multiple stores and restaurants

  94. S L
    S L
    16 օր առաջ

    He is too funny!! Love it

  95. john smirh
    john smirh
    16 օր առաջ

    Lol GODDAMMIT I spit my cigarette out! 😂🤣

  96. any wallsocket
    any wallsocket
    16 օր առաջ

    dude has small furry animal issues lol, amazing set tho :)

  97. gourddrawing
    16 օր առաջ

    Very funny! But poor Phillip ☹️🙏

  98. Aaron Dray
    Aaron Dray
    16 օր առաջ

    First here

    1. Grumpy Old Guy
      Grumpy Old Guy
      16 օր առաջ

      @youtube user 28sXe4552 First off, don't call me a bastard. That's the word reserved for your kind. Secondly, I was correcting major old lady. That comment was not directed at you, and if your mom had read it to you correctly you would know that.

    2. Grumpy Old Guy
      Grumpy Old Guy
      16 օր առաջ

      @youtube user 28sXe4552 I'm not bullying anyone or being negative. I'm just speaking truth, but apparently your parents didn't teach you what truth is.

    3. youtube user 28sXe4552
      youtube user 28sXe4552
      16 օր առաջ

      @Grumpy Old Guy if it really doesn't matter y do u spend everyday bullying by being negative and people's posts?

    4. youtube user 28sXe4552
      youtube user 28sXe4552
      16 օր առաջ

      @Grumpy Old Guy there was another user who posted about fifteen minutes before this post Aaron I said Ian you grumpy old bas'tard

    5. Grumpy Old Guy
      Grumpy Old Guy
      16 օր առաջ

      And I guess you think your mom needs to make you a big cake as a reward for being first. Well, here's a tip for you. No one really gives a rat's behind who is first.

  99. Sara Uniya
    Sara Uniya
    16 օր առաջ

    Yes! I've been waiting for this guy. He's handsome and hilarious. Great combo.

    1. Paul LeBlanc
      Paul LeBlanc
      16 օր առաջ

      @JinjirGimp 😁

    2. JinjirGimp
      16 օր առաջ

      @Paul LeBlanc don’t do him dirty like that

    3. Paul LeBlanc
      Paul LeBlanc
      16 օր առաջ

      Chris???? Is that you??? 🤣

  100. Charles Jackson
    Charles Jackson
    16 օր առաջ

    Dude looks like if Ted Lasso started melting very slowly

    1. Robert Cabrera
      Robert Cabrera
      16 օր առաջ

      Looks like he would be actor Diego Luna's dad

    2. shane sizemore
      shane sizemore
      16 օր առաջ

      I stopped at 640.. I cant be laughing at this alone lol gotta find a friend.

    3. shane sizemore
      shane sizemore
      16 օր առաջ

      Fml I was in the middle of ripping a dab... let me clean all this water up brb lol