The Worlds Greatest Ringtone. Melvin George

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The worlds greatest ringtone, might be used by Melvin George, unless he happens to be going through airport security at the time. In this clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special, Melvin George breaks down why he tries to avoid apple products, and just how hilarious a customized ringtone can be. Whether you're someone who has personalized ring tones, or just someone who loves blazing saddles, this clip from Melvin George's Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.

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  1. JESUS CHRIST IS CALLING YOU
    JESUS CHRIST IS CALLING YOU
    7 օր առաջ

    I've always felt too lazy to use a custom ringtone for all my contacts, which are only about 40, but still... I only have the Sister Alert one for my sister, because I find it cute and she was the one who sent it to me years ago, and another one for her daughter so I know who's calling. Everyone else in my contact list gets that annoying, old-school phone bell ringtone that's on pretty much every Android phone. 😀 EDIT: If you're curious, the Sister Alert ringtone I have is the one that goes "woop woop woop warning sister alert sister alert..."

  2. chris theroux
    chris theroux
    17 օր առաջ

    TO MELVIN GEORGE: I once used a sound clip from Blazing Saddles as my text ringtone, namely the part where he has arrived in the town and is about to address the townsfolk. He says, "Excuse me while I, whip this out!" This has made for some fun times. 🤣

  3. broncobubba3169
    broncobubba3169
    18 օր առաջ

    Go anywhere in Oregon besides Portland.

  4. The One and only Pinky Pinky
    The One and only Pinky Pinky
    19 օր առաջ

    I have a ring tone of dogs barking to confuse my nosy neighbors! We are not suppose dot have dogs in our building it drives hem crazy! LOL! They have reported me but when someone comes from the office they don't find any dogs so the neighbors look crazy LOL! (These neighbors deserve it)

  5. Clifford S.
    Clifford S.
    23 օր առաջ

    Funny guy. I have your fingerprints on my phone incase I need to find you. 🤣

  6. Tyler Durden
    Tyler Durden
    23 օր առաջ

    My default ringtone is "Who Can It Be Now?" When I hear that, I just enjoy the song until it stops. Everyone in my contact list has their own ringtone. That way I can answer in the proper voice when I answer the call. "Compliance and Liability" is a very common greeting for me. I am sure you know what is usually said in response. Unless you don't, in which case you have a movie to watch.

  7. Tess Hermansson
    Tess Hermansson
    23 օր առաջ

    What a boring person......

  8. GENEVE NICHOLAS
    GENEVE NICHOLAS
    23 օր առաջ

    I have a ring tone for my contacts, awesome .......

  9. Plaintive “Plain” Vanilla
    Plaintive “Plain” Vanilla
    23 օր առաջ

    This is taking the poor, victimized black man a bit too far.

  10. Jonathan Daniels
    Jonathan Daniels
    23 օր առաջ

    I'm glad I have your fingerprints ..hahah

  11. Mary O. Paddock
    Mary O. Paddock
    23 օր առաջ

    Dogs barking used to be my ringtone. Because I have multiple dogs and I thought it was funny. It annoyed my husband ( a lot) which made it funnier. Eventually I changed it to an excerpt from the Book of Love (sung in Italian). But when my now 60yr old husband got his first cellphone, he resented everything about having one and wouldn't turn on his ringer or any other notifications. He missed important calls and texts from everyone (including his 80+ year old mother and father who both have cellphones and love them). So I turned the ringer on and set dogs barking as the ringtone. And because he refused to learn how to do anything with his phone except answer it, he was stuck until I chose to change the ringtone or he learned to use his phone. PS. He now not only loves his phone, he's learned how use all the features, including sending gifs and emojis (using them copiously, which annoys the rest of us and delights him). His ringtone is Brahms Lullaby, which he chose.

    1. JESUS CHRIST IS CALLING YOU
      JESUS CHRIST IS CALLING YOU
      7 օր առաջ

      I love stories like that one! 😄

    2. Little Joe
      Little Joe
      22 օր առաջ

      😁

  12. Rude Valve
    Rude Valve
    23 օր առաջ

    Certified Gold!!!!!🙂

  13. Sean KhmerSight
    Sean KhmerSight
    24 օր առաջ

    Not one dirty word. Love this clean comedy and funny too

  14. dovie2blue
    dovie2blue
    24 օր առաջ

    Love the old school camera!

  15. DJ Mizzy
    DJ Mizzy
    24 օր առաջ

    Omg why am I just now finding out about this icon, this legend. He is the moment.

  16. The Caring Adolf Hitler
    The Caring Adolf Hitler
    24 օր առաջ

    love his humor 🤣🤣

  17. Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent
    24 օր առաջ

    Cleavon Little was so sexy in Blazing Saddles!

  18. Anastasia Brennan
    Anastasia Brennan
    24 օր առաջ

  19. Wallace Swetland
    Wallace Swetland
    24 օր առաջ

    Not the least bit funny… SAD! Try McDonalds

  20. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
    24 օր առաջ

    Great ending!

  21. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
    24 օր առաջ

    So far this one is better than the last one I saw.

  22. SoloPilot6
    SoloPilot6
    24 օր առաջ

    Nicely done!

  23. Avanora
    Avanora
    24 օր առաջ

    Hey melvin is back!!

  24. D J
    D J
    24 օր առաջ

    Funniest ringtone right now is "Lets Go Brandon"

    1. Jorg Sacul
      Jorg Sacul
      23 օր առաջ

      @Ganieda Morgan Let's Go Brandon, Today, Quickly!

    2. Ganieda Morgan
      Ganieda Morgan
      24 օր առաջ

      yes, a lot of people supporting the LGB community

  25. Förnamn Efternamn
    Förnamn Efternamn
    24 օր առաջ

    Love this guy 😁

  26. Susan Hilton
    Susan Hilton
    24 օր առաջ

    I had a ringtone that said "blah blah blah blah blah" ... and I was at a funeral and I forgot to turn off my phone ... so this guy was up offering his feelings about the one who passed and lets just say that he went on and on and on ... and all of a sudden I get this call .. and the whole church echo's "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" .. and after that .. this guy finished pretty quick.. Ironically it was in utah lol ...

    1. JESUS CHRIST IS CALLING YOU
      JESUS CHRIST IS CALLING YOU
      7 օր առաջ

      That made me laugh! 😄

    2. YJ
      YJ
      19 օր առաջ

      😂😂😂

  27. My best Scorpio Mc
    My best Scorpio Mc
    24 օր առաջ

    Gem 💎

  28. Trijem Lodestone
    Trijem Lodestone
    24 օր առաջ

    ... so I'm glad I have your fingerprints on my camera. Yep, funny stuff! 🌟🌟🌟🌟👍 🐾🐺🐾

  29. malon benedict
    malon benedict
    24 օր առաջ

    *Now is the best time to invest and make money*

    1. One Deep Savage
      One Deep Savage
      24 օր առաջ

      @Maureen Caleb Can I borrow some of that to get started?

    2. Ganieda Morgan
      Ganieda Morgan
      24 օր առաջ

      @Maureen Caleb твой грибной обед был бесплатным

    3. Avery Peter's
      Avery Peter's
      24 օր առաջ

      I heard a lot of investing with Mr Elvin Amos and how good he is, please how safe are the profit?

  30. lexi graham
    lexi graham
    24 օր առաջ

    "Where's the newspaper" lmao I know he didn't acknowledge that but I thought it was kinda funny

  31. Khekahoto Yepthomi
    Khekahoto Yepthomi
    24 օր առաջ

    What trash comedy

  32. Nena Elliott
    Nena Elliott
    24 օր առաջ

    You're a very funny man Melvin.

  33. Primalxbeast
    Primalxbeast
    24 օր առաջ

    My ringtone is part of "Weird Al's" song, "Ringtone".

  34. Hey Hey Hey
    Hey Hey Hey
    24 օր առաջ

    Was this funny to anyone?

    1. September Bryant
      September Bryant
      24 օր առաջ

      Yes

    2. Hey Hey Hey
      Hey Hey Hey
      24 օր առաջ

      @Lutonya Palomino Yeah, it’s like beauty. It’s in the eye of the beholder.

    3. Neil Newhall
      Neil Newhall
      24 օր առաջ

      Yep! Probably better than anything I’d see on that three letter “comedy” show that’s on Saturday nights.

    4. Lutonya Palomino
      Lutonya Palomino
      24 օր առաջ

      Yes, I thought it was funny, just a different style

  35. Monica Driscoll
    Monica Driscoll
    24 օր առաջ

    He's hilarious

  36. Joyner Ambrose
    Joyner Ambrose
    24 օր առաջ

    *Because of the economic crisis and the rate of unemployment, now is the best time to invest and make money , Christmas⛄🎄is now approaching and bitcoin will be $100k💵*

    1. Ganieda Morgan
      Ganieda Morgan
      24 օր առաջ

      @Edward jones У меня был один, но колеса отвалились

    2. Ganieda Morgan
      Ganieda Morgan
      24 օր առաջ

      here we go again...another imaginary conversation with imaginary people

    3. Lawrence Webber
      Lawrence Webber
      24 օր առաջ

      Trust me you won't regret trading with Mr Michael Wayne

    4. Catherine paulo
      Catherine paulo
      24 օր առաջ

      @Wilfred Hammer Thanks you so much for the details

    5. Wilfred Hammer
      Wilfred Hammer
      24 օր առաջ

      †❶❻❶❷❷❾❸❻⓿❻❽)★

  37. Bill Santos: Piano & More
    Bill Santos: Piano & More
    24 օր առաջ

    My ringtone used to be of a baby crying because that sound has made me laugh uncontrollably since I was a kid in the 1960s. It still makes me laugh. One afternoon, I was in a store with my cell phone in my pocket. Someone called me, so I start looking around for a baby. No baby. I then realize from where the crying is coming. (true story)

    1. One Deep Savage
      One Deep Savage
      24 օր առաջ

      The sound of Babys crying is amusing to you and not annoying or concerning? lol first time ive heard that one

    2. Huw Davies
      Huw Davies
      24 օր առաջ

      I'm guessing you aren't a parent?

  38. Katie Cooper
    Katie Cooper
    24 օր առաջ

    My papa has one and it's "meet me in in trail its going down, meet me in the club its going down, anywhere you need its garenteed to go down" 😂😂😂 I love it so much

    1. Soloooo
      Soloooo
      23 օր առաջ

      Lol it’s actually “meet me in the trap” but it does sound like he says “trail”

  39. One Deep Savage
    One Deep Savage
    24 օր առաջ

    Comedians are heroes to me. Theyre awesome and the job they have is to literally to make other people happy. So I say Thank you Melvin

    1. Baba Ganush
      Baba Ganush
      23 օր առաջ

      You didn't need to add "literally" to your comment. I got you without it. Did Grammarly recommend you add that?

    2. One Deep Savage
      One Deep Savage
      24 օր առաջ

      @Chillin' with Dylan What?

    3. Chillin' with Dylan
      Chillin' with Dylan
      24 օր առաջ

      @Baba Ganush Say what? 🤯

    4. Chillin' with Dylan
      Chillin' with Dylan
      24 օր առաջ

      One Deep Savage *They're 😎✌

  40. thecarrotdude
    thecarrotdude
    24 օր առաջ

    Oof...this comedy...feels dated

    1. Gonzo Delphiki
      Gonzo Delphiki
      24 օր առաջ

      Big oof. I give everyone who can go out there and do standup lots of credit, but this is like a set he's prob been doing weekly since 2007