Never Grab A Matress Off The Street. Ryan Dalton

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Never grab a mattress off the street is not advice Ryan Dalton would give you, because he found the best mattress ever on the street and brought it home for his wife. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Ryan Dalton breaks down why a street mattress isn't as disgusting as you might think while making you never want to sleep in a hotel again. Whether you're someone who is for or against street mattresses this clip from Ryan Dalton's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.

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  1. Fizz Pop
    Fizz Pop
    21 ժամ առաջ

    He is not wrong. You think a clean sheet on a mattress makes everything okay. Every hotel bed you ever slept on was more NOPE than you care to imagine. I've been there too. Love me them cheap hotels too...It doesn't hurt ya. I wouldn't take a street bed into my home though. Bed bugs exist and I would rather sleep on the floor than risk those.

  2. Lethal Princess
    Lethal Princess
    3 օր առաջ

    Worst thing you've seen in a hotel room. Go

  3. Chrisoula Lakkas
    Chrisoula Lakkas
    6 օր առաջ

    Regrets are idle yet history is one long regret. Everything might have turned out so differently. -Charles Dudley Warner

  4. Square Nail Co
    Square Nail Co
    7 օր առաջ

    My brother admitted to me when I was helping him move that he had a street mattress! And couch, and every peice of furniture I had to move for him! I had to ask him " Why don't we just go looking for some new furniture closer to your new apartment???"

  5. Captain
    Captain
    7 օր առաջ

    wow perfect

  6. Evi1kitty64
    Evi1kitty64
    10 օր առաջ

    Funny 😁 we can't see the number of "thumbs down" any more 🤭

    1. Louisa Isthankful
      Louisa Isthankful
      4 օր առաջ

      There's 85 thumbs down. 1500 up.

  7. *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
    *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
    10 օր առաջ

    Plot twist: Somebody actually trying to dry their mattress or in the middle of moving to a new house and put their mattress on the pole for a moment before taking it upstairs... 😄 But he told the truth. I never feel 100% comfortable in a hotel room, especially the cheap ones, hehehe.

  8. Daisy
    Daisy
    11 օր առաջ

    I threw my exs uncomfortable Mattress in the dump, why would I want anyone else to have her bad vibes.

  9. Jay Paans
    Jay Paans
    11 օր առաջ

    Looking at the comments, everybody has germofobia now 😕

  10. Brandi Allen
    Brandi Allen
    11 օր առաջ

    Full special plz

  11. beth thompson
    beth thompson
    12 օր առաջ

    And sometimes those hotels have mattress sales when they are updating. 😷🤢😵‍💫

  12. Thisthe Spies
    Thisthe Spies
    12 օր առաջ

    00:79 the way he said racoon lol

  13. madusonkeeper
    madusonkeeper
    12 օր առաջ

    If you ever slept on a matresswith bedbugs you would never not get a new one!@

  14. Guppy Bill
    Guppy Bill
    12 օր առաջ

    "Adios..." Yikes, bro... poor choice of words. The entire bit relied on one word, and which side your audience already leans. You are already funny. Just be funny.

  15. BMG The Performer
    BMG The Performer
    12 օր առաջ

    HahahHaha

  16. Kathy Quinn
    Kathy Quinn
    12 օր առաջ

    Never really thought about the number of others who used/slept/whatever on the very bed I had been waiting to get in to. Pulling over at a rest stop now sounds to be safer hygienic ally

  17. Feral Kat
    Feral Kat
    12 օր առաջ

    So NOT funny. Justifying his gross habits! Lol

  18. smokeybanddit
    smokeybanddit
    12 օր առաջ

    “I leave I don’t live here “

  19. john r.
    john r.
    12 օր առաջ

    Gross, simply gross. I lived in Iowa temporarily and was a maintenance man at a motel complex. This motel rented rooms out to hunters, deer hunters, pheasant hunters, duck hunters, or whatever. Those hunters brought all kinds of dogs into their rooms along with their guns and dead animals. The motel complex even had a special cleaning room or processing room or whatever you call it, for the hunters to use to gut, de- feather, butcher, or whatever they do. The blood and guts and feathers that spilled out of that room right in the middle of the motel complex was pathetically gross. One of my jobs was to haul out all the gross stuff and clean the room. Unfortunately I could never hold my breath long enough while doing that job. This was located in Shenandoah Iowa, so beware.

  20. Isaiah O
    Isaiah O
    12 օր առաջ

    Dry Bar comedy Saves lifes

  21. Cls S
    Cls S
    12 օր առաջ

    He's hilarious! I want to see the whole set

  22. Ambivalent Disaster
    Ambivalent Disaster
    12 օր առաջ

    I was a housekeeper in a five-star resort when I was 18. The things we didn’t clean (comforter) unless they looked like something was on them, were disgusting. We also cleaned the coffee pot and mugs with windex. Yes, a five-star resort, ladies and gents.

    1. dj
      dj
      7 օր առաջ

      @john r. a can of lysol, spray, air dry then zipper cover used mattress from relative

    2. dj
      dj
      7 օր առաջ

      Thank you

    3. Brittany M.
      Brittany M.
      12 օր առաջ

      If I were drinking coffee I would have just spit it out! Windex! How have I lived this long?!

    4. john r.
      john r.
      12 օր առաջ

      Simple solution. Just buy one of those gigantic mattress Ziploc baggies, and seal up the whole mattress. Now it's clean and sanitary, and anything that was alive inside the mattress will be suffocated and dead.

  23. Llama Sugar
    Llama Sugar
    12 օր առաջ

    I worked in a hotel as a maid for one excruciating summer while in college. I can say as fact that no maid has time for thorough cleaning. I got written up daily for taking too long on my 15 rooms. The absolute max for each room was 20 minutes. I was much faster after 12 weeks because I only hit the crucial spots with the bleach spray, but it kind of ruined hotels for me after that. In fact, I bring my own cleaning supplies now, always clean my feet before getting into bed, and bag our pajamas before repacking.

    1. dj
      dj
      7 օր առաջ

      Thank you

  24. Jesus Is Able !
    Jesus Is Able !
    13 օր առաջ

    Funny 😆

  25. NICK Z
    NICK Z
    13 օր առաջ

    Street mattress...... Like second-hand underwear. 😃

  26. SlaveLaboringKid
    SlaveLaboringKid
    13 օր առաջ

    i always lay over the covers in hotels, and i only stay at 5 stars places....

    1. Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      12 օր առաջ

      That's actually worse cuz they rarely wash the blankets & comforter. At least they do wash the sheets on certain days &/or if they look dirty.

  27. Paul Miner
    Paul Miner
    13 օր առաջ

    The commercial AMget played before this video was for a mattress store 😅

  28. Danny Burleigh
    Danny Burleigh
    13 օր առաջ

    The bit is sooooooo WEAK!! I could do better on my death bed! "And that's going to be his death bed if he keeps sleeping on that street mattress!",,,,,,,,,hee hee!😎 ✌

  29. ttshkp
    ttshkp
    13 օր առաջ

    My son's girlfriend brought a street mattress into our home! We had hell killing bed bugs for months!

    1. Lydia
      Lydia
      12 օր առաջ

      Oh God I’m so sorry that happened! 😱😖

  30. Kimberly Wiederhold
    Kimberly Wiederhold
    13 օր առաջ

    I would have thrown out it and you.

  31. jtparryheb
    jtparryheb
    13 օր առաջ

    When I glanced at the title of this video, I thought it said "Never Grab a Mistress off the Street."

  32. Lee Backus
    Lee Backus
    13 օր առաջ

    YUK

  33. Natalia555
    Natalia555
    13 օր առաջ

    I hate hotels because I don't like sleeping on used mattresses. It brings out the germaphobe in me. 🤢😝😝

  34. Terri Drollinger
    Terri Drollinger
    13 օր առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  35. Sharon Smalls
    Sharon Smalls
    13 օր առաջ

    I Lysol every hotel bed I sleep on, I am a former infection control nurse and I use aseptic technique to spray using a from dirty to clean approach. I also do not use the top bed cover at all. I also Lysol the pillows every night. Your wife failed you if she's a nurse, she knows better. 😅🤣😂

    1. Mandi Wolfe
      Mandi Wolfe
      12 օր առաջ

      @-ƸӜƷ- ....well, without disinfection and sanitization, the human lifespan was much much shorter....

    2. -ƸӜƷ-
      -ƸӜƷ-
      12 օր առաջ

      I wonder how humanity survived the last 10'000 years without the chemical industry clinically desinfecting everything...

    3. Sharon Smalls
      Sharon Smalls
      13 օր առաջ

      @Mandi Wolfe Awesome, I know that there are some fellow travelers who use wisdom in protecting themselves and their families.

    4. Mandi Wolfe
      Mandi Wolfe
      13 օր առաջ

      Yes!! We Lysol spray and clorox wipe everything as soon as we check in.....including spraying Lysol on the vents that blow the air around. We also bring our own pillowcases to put over theirs after the Lysol has dried. A fresh set of pillowcases for each hotel if traveling multiple distances, then they just go in with the dirty laundry to wash after.

  36. Robert Schwartz
    Robert Schwartz
    13 օր առաջ

    And I bet that there's a lot of room on that street mattress now that you wife has moved into the spare room!

    1. william edwards
      william edwards
      5 օր առաջ

      That made me laugh, thanks.

    2. Evi1kitty64
      Evi1kitty64
      10 օր առաջ

      Too funny 😆😁

    3. Jay Paans
      Jay Paans
      11 օր առաջ

      Are you kidding? He's sleeping on the couch.

  37. Sharon Smalls
    Sharon Smalls
    13 օր առաջ

    Your wife is a nurse, I'm a nurse. Don't you understand we've taken a microbiology class? You knew better. 😲😳🙄🤣

    1. Sharon Smalls
      Sharon Smalls
      12 օր առաջ

      I received an 'A' in my microbiology class. During my career, I was an infection control nurse. I won't go into my degrees and certifications, but remember this is a comedy skit. I dropped a little truth because I disseminate information, I began my nursing career in 1982 so I know theory and practical.

    2. -ƸӜƷ-
      -ƸӜƷ-
      12 օր առաջ

      At least the street mattress had a nice blast of UV light and fresh cold air outside, and basically every mattress that gets used will be dirty/nasty after a while, even the one you bought new will be just the same after a month or two.

    3. Ramona B
      Ramona B
      13 օր առաջ

      Do you sleep on hotels mattresses?

  38. John Papa
    John Papa
    13 օր առաջ

    I never stay at any hotels or motels. When I drive between Dallas tx and Fresno ca, I just sleep in my car if I get sleepy.

  39. Varmint Kong
    Varmint Kong
    13 օր առաջ

    A man after my own heart. I don’t know the amount of conversations I’ve had that went: But why? Because it was free! But why? Because it was free!

  40. 1 Best Friend 2 u
    1 Best Friend 2 u
    13 օր առաջ

    How about restaurants and their silverware?! 🤣

    1. Elaine Parker
      Elaine Parker
      8 օր առաջ

      What gets me is when the menu is set in the plate and or silverware. I always try to hold my hand out to get the menu that way.

    2. Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      12 օր առաջ

      I worked at a restaurant & our silverware was cleaned quite well. The issues come when the staff decides to handle the silverware incorrectly, ie the end you put in your mouth instead of the handle.

    3. Helius Infinitus
      Helius Infinitus
      13 օր առաջ

      Oh yeah... I worked at a restaurant as a dishwasher. Sometimes the plates come out of the sanitizer without food stuck on them and sometimes they don't. It depends on how much the dishwasher cares. Which is often not much. On a side note I think I figured out why the low mien at Panda Express always seems to taste bad by the end of the night. The dishwashing. .Just think about it.

  41. Vash Matrix
    Vash Matrix
    13 օր առաջ

    Blasphemy didn't sell this as clean comedy.

    1. Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      12 օր առաջ

      Where? I didn't hear one cuss word. Listened twice since you said there was blasphemy. Didn't catch it the second time either. Care to point it out with a timestamp &/or quote?

  42. Wilford L. Hermann III
    Wilford L. Hermann III
    13 օր առաջ

    😱

  43. Oliver Khoo
    Oliver Khoo
    13 օր առաջ

    Having my lunch while watching this.

  44. tsrif tsal
    tsrif tsal
    13 օր առաջ

    The Truth of Mattress : Just like the village bicycle. Everyone has rode it.

    1. Secondhand Rose
      Secondhand Rose
      12 օր առաջ

      rode it or has ridden it

  45. David A
    David A
    13 օր առաջ

    Yah THAT made me laugh!! Thanks!!!

  46. christian elgin
    christian elgin
    13 օր առաջ

    Soo true about the hotel beds!!

  47. Papa Smurf
    Papa Smurf
    13 օր առաջ

    I hate hotels I don't ever stay unless I have too and I throw the comforter on the floor cause u know they never wash it

  48. Papa Smurf
    Papa Smurf
    13 օր առաջ

    It's like buying used underwear fuckjng nasty

  49. Dillin Fraser
    Dillin Fraser
    13 օր առաջ

    Learn to spell mattress

  50. Ms K
    Ms K
    13 օր առաջ

    Plus people can bring their dogs and cats to hotels now.

  51. Jaster Mareel
    Jaster Mareel
    13 օր առաջ

    Hotel beds=nasty

  52. Perfectionseeker1967
    Perfectionseeker1967
    13 օր առաջ

    When I rent a room, I'm there to shower and sleep. I leave the sheets and blankets in place, roll out an exercise mat on top of the bed, then set a sleeping bag on top of that. I bring my own pillows, towels and soap too.

    1. JESUS CHRIST IS CALLING YOU
      JESUS CHRIST IS CALLING YOU
      7 օր առաջ

      Smart fellow.

    2. John Wayne
      John Wayne
      9 օր առաջ

      I bet you even bring your own bed bugs bc you are too good to be a breeding ground for just any old bug.

    3. lynnsundrop
      lynnsundrop
      12 օր առաջ

      that's alot!

    4. Orangiest
      Orangiest
      12 օր առաջ

      The bed bugs aren’t phased

    5. Imhotep70
      Imhotep70
      13 օր առաջ

      Maybe you should've just put on some headphones and slept in the airport chair....

  53. djuraster
    djuraster
    13 օր առաջ

    zZzZz

  54. Tijoina Thompson
    Tijoina Thompson
    13 օր առաջ

    Some of these hotels don't change the comforter just the sheets under that, possibly 🤷‍♀️

    1. Cameron J. Wallace
      Cameron J. Wallace
      11 օր առաջ

      Used to work in a hotel and can confirm, comforters don't get washed unless they're dirty. They're too much of a hassle

    2. Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      12 օր առաջ

      Ya I think they just wash the sheets on certain days unless they look bad.

    3. RD Mize
      RD Mize
      13 օր առաջ

      Yes the r try tr to puppoooo

    4. RD Mize
      RD Mize
      13 օր առաջ

      Roy I wish I

    5. RD Mize
      RD Mize
      13 օր առաջ

      Jrrrryt

  55. ⭐7STAR7STORM7⭐
    ⭐7STAR7STORM7⭐
    13 օր առաջ

    This guy's good 😂

  56. PJ Fountaine
    PJ Fountaine
    13 օր առաջ

    Many years ago.... in a small Pennsylvania town, there was a furniture store and they set out a mattress....we were poor and slept on the floor of our apartment across the way.....we were thankful for that Street mattress. Sure beat the floor.

    1. Jay Paans
      Jay Paans
      11 օր առաջ

      Temporarily, I assume?

  57. Harry Ballz
    Harry Ballz
    13 օր առաջ

    My wet nurse works hard on me all night long...

  58. Rochen Bunkfurt
    Rochen Bunkfurt
    13 օր առաջ

    "Oh no! I cannot leave work today... Until this room is properly sanitized. Fetch me my hazmat suit! I will work through my break! N'aye even the night! Until the sanctity of this La Quinta Inn has been restored."

    1. msteach
      msteach
      11 օր առաջ

      @Rochen Bunkfurt 😂😂it is!!

    2. Rochen Bunkfurt
      Rochen Bunkfurt
      13 օր առաջ

      @Worlds Worst Musician Because I thought it was funny :)

    3. Worlds Worst Musician
      Worlds Worst Musician
      13 օր առաջ

      Why did you just repeat what he said?

  59. onjoFilms
    onjoFilms
    13 օր առաջ

    We bought a used mattress at a yard sale for $10. Every night I slept on it, I wondered if someone died on it.

    1. Evi1kitty64
      Evi1kitty64
      10 օր առաջ

      @onjoFilms this is True....we don't....but when making a solid personal purchase that we're going to spend a number of years we should still aspire to do better(a brand new and unused bed), not measure that decision making based upon a common standard.

    2. onjoFilms
      onjoFilms
      12 օր առաջ

      @Black and Blue Do you sleep on a new one every time you get a hotel room?

    3. Black and Blue
      Black and Blue
      13 օր առաջ

      A mattress is just one of those things you MUST get new lol

    4. John M
      John M
      13 օր առաջ

      Your bed is haunted

    5. Natalia555
      Natalia555
      13 օր առաջ

      😳OMG. Pleased tell me you're joking.