Don't Ever Try To Date A Goth Girl. Tim Slagle

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Don't ever try to date a goth girl, or you might end up having an experience like Tim Slagle in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you're someone who is into the edginess of a goth girl, or just someone who is a huge dork if you're dating the worst place to go is the zoo. This clip form Tim Slagle is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.

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  1. truelightseeker
    truelightseeker
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    Ah yes, real dry and dark, like my bedridden grandma after the house fire.

  2. Butterfly 🦋
    Butterfly 🦋
    2 օր առաջ

    ♥️✨

  3. cheeto Bandito
    cheeto Bandito
    4 օր առաջ

    Bruh I pictured the whole thing how crazy

  4. Chrisoula Lakkas
    Chrisoula Lakkas
    8 օր առաջ

    Stop being afraid of what could go wrong, focus on what could go right.

  5. WritingMom
    WritingMom
    9 օր առաջ

    Great story… but I’m honestly surprised that people aren’t questioning the live feeding. Most captive reptiles are fed gutloaded, prekilled feeder rats and mice. It’s not for the reasons you think - it’s because it’s healthier and safer, as live rodents can and do take sizable chunks out of reptiles when they fight back, or if they aren’t eaten immediately. Unless a reptile is wild caught (most zoo specimens are captive bred in the zoos), they have been raised on prekilled, and are fed one at a time to assure that each reptile gets the amount they need. (I worked at an aquarium as a teen - not even sharks get live food.) Now, SOME reptiles do refuse prekilled - but in a public zoo live feeds, if necessary, would be done before visiting hours to avoid traumatizing the guests. It’s an amusing story, and well told, but I really doubt its veracity.

  6. Lavenderrose73
    Lavenderrose73
    10 օր առաջ

    I'm not sure they should be showing that feeding to the public.

    1. Brittany Holtgreven
      Brittany Holtgreven
      5 օր առաջ

      Oh please. Since when did humans become such pansies?

  7. davin reeves
    davin reeves
    10 օր առաջ

    Hahahaha plastic straws!! LOLOLOLOLOL

  8. CH3CKS UND3AD
    CH3CKS UND3AD
    11 օր առաջ

    thats a fake goth, she did you a favor as well lmao the not a vampire joke killed me hahaha

  9. Ilze Darguze
    Ilze Darguze
    12 օր առաջ

    The mouse story will haunt me

  10. Kelly & Rembrandt DOODOOMCDOODLEDERP
    Kelly & Rembrandt DOODOOMCDOODLEDERP
    15 օր առաջ

    Lincoln Park zoo omg. Weird the animals are really emaciated looking and I think maybe the Buffalo's are the only live ones 🤔 Brookfield zoo now that's where it's at, shredds aquarium and the Tropic World Asia the Ape exhibition with bats flying around freely and Pissed of Gorollas with other creatures roaming around. I swear I think more than kid or adult got knocked over the side into the exhibit not just that one toddler.....it is chicago 😂

  11. BMG The Performer
    BMG The Performer
    15 օր առաջ

    Hahahahahaha

  12. iteobesta
    iteobesta
    16 օր առաջ

    skip this one if you're eating

  13. traderjoes
    traderjoes
    16 օր առաջ

    When you realize goth people have been around for 50 years at least

    1. cobrakingofeart
      cobrakingofeart
      15 օր առաջ

      the OG addams family tv show was broadcast in black and white during the 60s. they didn't get the idea from nowhere

  14. Sonja Morrison
    Sonja Morrison
    16 օր առաջ

    This was a real howler!

  15. Dalia M
    Dalia M
    17 օր առաջ

    That was awesome!

  16. Katherine Chamberlain
    Katherine Chamberlain
    18 օր առաջ

    I guess I am sick!! As I have been keeping a variety of Reptiles as pets for about 30 years. I also have had dogs, cats, Ferrets, Rats, Mice, Gerbils, Fish, Frogs, Tarantulas, Millipedes, Budgies, Cockatiels, Pigeons and Doves. (Btw I purchase frozen food for my Snakes) but some of my Frogs and Lizards eat live insects. 😜

  17. paxconsciente
    paxconsciente
    18 օր առաջ

    goth girls would absolutely love a date to the reptile house, seriously !

  18. Reginald Simms
    Reginald Simms
    19 օր առաջ

    The Nas of comedy

  19. Everything Else
    Everything Else
    19 օր առաջ

    This guy is off... totally boring ... No delivery... terrible material

  20. KILLINTHEMOMENT
    KILLINTHEMOMENT
    19 օր առաջ

    One of the dullest comedians I've ever watched

  21. brian lash
    brian lash
    19 օր առաջ

    Inhumane

    1. Dead Parroting
      Dead Parroting
      19 օր առաջ

      @brian lash It doesn't but the money people keep it that way

    2. brian lash
      brian lash
      19 օր առաջ

      @Dead Parroting doesn't have to be

    3. Dead Parroting
      Dead Parroting
      19 օր առաջ

      that's life

  22. Myew the Cat
    Myew the Cat
    19 օր առաջ

    😹

  23. Valory J
    Valory J
    19 օր առաջ

    A little slow burn, but, "Plink" ROFL! I agree, he is a good story teller.

  24. puskinbou
    puskinbou
    19 օր առաջ

    What's the outro song?

  25. Joys Waterfalls
    Joys Waterfalls
    19 օր առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  26. Hartiverse
    Hartiverse
    20 օր առաջ

    Great story, and told with a voice like Garrison Keillor. 👍

  27. McKenna Estelle
    McKenna Estelle
    20 օր առաջ

    The ending had me cackling “moral of the story, use plastic straws” 🤣😂🤣

  28. Sheepo Doggo 2A
    Sheepo Doggo 2A
    20 օր առաջ

    No triggered lefties about the plastic straws? Wow, Tim Sagle sure knows how to tell a joke.

    1. Sheepo Doggo 2A
      Sheepo Doggo 2A
      18 օր առաջ

      @MTGParadise You're pretty good with jokes too. When is your next show? There's a circus around here, but I don't wanna go unless you're performing.

    2. MTGParadise
      MTGParadise
      18 օր առաջ

      Only people simple enough that get triggered about straws are republican...

  29. Moon Flower Faerie
    Moon Flower Faerie
    20 օր առաջ

    Not funny 😞. I might not want mice in my house, but I don’t enjoy hearing things like this.

    1. Dead Parroting
      Dead Parroting
      19 օր առաջ

      poor baby.

  30. Craig S
    Craig S
    20 օր առաջ

    Lets go Mammals! 👍👍

  31. jimmtech
    jimmtech
    20 օր առաջ

    Horrible content for comedy.

  32. Frank Phillips
    Frank Phillips
    20 օր առաջ

    Team Mammal!

  33. Baba Ganush
    Baba Ganush
    20 օր առաջ

    Different punchline: After she helped escort the last kid out she peeped back through the door and said, "Call me at eight. Loved it." And disappeared into the day.

  34. Amy Sanchez
    Amy Sanchez
    20 օր առաջ

    I knew this was going to get ugly as soon as he mentioned snapping turtles😖 it's absolutely horrible.

  35. Sunday School Network
    Sunday School Network
    20 օր առաջ

    Hilarious

  36. W G
    W G
    20 օր առաջ

    Wasn't that funny, must be jokes for zoomers.

    1. W G
      W G
      17 օր առաջ

      @Lunaish More like mature humor, I bet you laughed at the teletubbies as a kid.

    2. Lunaish
      Lunaish
      18 օր առաջ

      @W G And you seem to be extremely dry-humored. We all got our problems though, don't we?

    3. W G
      W G
      18 օր առաջ

      @Lunaish Seems you like immature jokes like unfunny memes.

    4. Lunaish
      Lunaish
      19 օր առաջ

      @W G Bruh, I laugh at everything 🤣🤣. I have no shame in it either. I don't care. I just have a good sense of humor and get a lot of jokes. Apparently you don't.

    5. W G
      W G
      19 օր առաջ

      @Lunaish There was literally no punch line, nothing funny happened in the story. If you laughed at it then your humor must be low. Go watch Dave Chapelle and Louis CK.

  37. Aaron Shirk
    Aaron Shirk
    20 օր առաջ

    Yeah, she wasn't goth. I've known goth chicks that would have been indifferent to the experience. Lol

  38. Ajay Blake
    Ajay Blake
    20 օր առաջ

    Ummm Buddy? I was a Goth teen and in My heart I still am.... We don't think we are Vampires and we don't enjoy animal slaughter. 🙄 Any other Sub-Group (besides Emos) don't get stupid things like this. Your pissed at a Goth Chick that didn't think that was the best thing in the world? No Thank U. Keep joking, I'm just not listening again. Good Luck to Ya though

    1. Dead Parroting
      Dead Parroting
      19 օր առաջ

      Here's a hint.... it's a joke. It's fiction. It's in the realm of Harry Potter and Hobbits.

    2. Sara K
      Sara K
      20 օր առաջ

      Goths are, in fact, quite often vegans/straight edge.🤷‍♀️

  39. Jenny Earls
    Jenny Earls
    20 օր առաջ

    I'm sure I've been more bored before, but I can't remember when.

  40. Staria Dream Tea
    Staria Dream Tea
    20 օր առաջ

    I feel like in the movie version the awkward boy could apologise and run out with one of the escaped white mice that somehow the zoo keeper missed. He offers it to her with trembling hands and explains that's not what he intended at all. They bond over trying to figure out how to care for the newly acquired survivor mouse. They call the mouse something like "Chance" or "Lucky" and become friends. There isn't a romantic spark but they both find an uncanny friendship that started off with the love of a cute mouse. Later with some time they can cringe and laugh at the turtle story at the pub when people ask "so how did you become friends"

    1. Staria Dream Tea
      Staria Dream Tea
      16 օր առաջ

      @Akinwolemiwa Rebecca Thank you! ❤

    2. Akinwolemiwa Rebecca
      Akinwolemiwa Rebecca
      20 օր առաջ

      I would watch that, if there ever was a movie like that 😊

  41. joetabasco
    joetabasco
    20 օր առաջ

    Love how it slow burnt like a Christopher Nolan movie and end up becoming the darkest comedy bit I’ve heard in years 🤣

  42. Katherine Trimble
    Katherine Trimble
    20 օր առաջ

    I love this so much 💗 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 my favorite so far.

  43. Terri Drollinger
    Terri Drollinger
    20 օր առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  44. Einarr Freyviðr
    Einarr Freyviðr
    20 օր առաջ

    This story should have ended with that girl dragging him out of the reptile house and into the closest restroom and banging his brains out. His mistake was dating a poser wearing black instead of a real goth girl. I used to have a pet Mexican red tail boa, and the first time I fed the snake while my girlfriend was there, she thought it was the most amazing thing she’d ever seen, and couldn’t stop watching until the last bit of the rat’s tail disappeared into the snake’s mouth. Go team reptile!

  45. Piotr Misiuna
    Piotr Misiuna
    20 օր առաջ

    This is a good one! He is not robbing a store with an alligator.

    1. Lavenderrose73
      Lavenderrose73
      10 օր առաջ

      Neither was Shayne, he was just witnessing it. But yeah, this was one heck of a story!

  46. Janary08
    Janary08
    20 օր առաջ

    Like watching national geographic in person lol

  47. Salvador Allende
    Salvador Allende
    20 օր առաջ

    Seems like the people who don't know what goth is don't get the joke. This guy's hilarious 🤣😆🤣

    1. Constance Skalecki
      Constance Skalecki
      20 օր առաջ

      Who doesn’t know what goth means? I haven’t read any comments where people said they don’t know the meaning.

  48. Don VanDenBerg
    Don VanDenBerg
    20 օր առաջ

    Well that's 8 minutes and 20 seconds of my life that I'll never get back.

  49. Jim Samples
    Jim Samples
    20 օր առաջ

    Especially around Halloween.

  50. Robert Schwartz
    Robert Schwartz
    20 օր առաջ

    Hypoxia!!!

  51. SupaDayv
    SupaDayv
    20 օր առաջ

    He is amazing.

  52. Gerry Nightingale
    Gerry Nightingale
    20 օր առաջ

    *There are NO 'Goths'...just girls that are afraid of sex so they 'uglify' themselves to be as 'unavailable' as possible...especially the girls w/a 'step-dad' that has 'boundary issues'*

  53. Joyful Stones
    Joyful Stones
    20 օր առաջ

    A tad too graphic for me. 😿

  54. Only from a distance
    Only from a distance
    20 օր առաջ

    ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!!! CAN'T BELIEVE DRY BAR POSTED THIS.

  55. idiot explain songs
    idiot explain songs
    20 օր առաջ

    Dear god I love this 😇

  56. N8 Errific
    N8 Errific
    20 օր առաջ

    My hero!!! Lmbo!

  57. Green Bastard
    Green Bastard
    20 օր առաջ

    In my subscription feed right now is this video and one about every mandorin duck's goth GFs. Edit: Mandarin not Mallard.

    1. Salvador Allende
      Salvador Allende
      20 օր առաջ

      And in this corner, the Green Bastard!

  58. Kowboy USA
    Kowboy USA
    20 օր առաջ

    Never took a girl to a _rectile house._ Is that something to do with rectums?

    1. Akinwolemiwa Rebecca
      Akinwolemiwa Rebecca
      20 օր առաջ

      😂 dude! That's nasty

  59. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
    20 օր առաջ

    Why are white mice cuter than the brown and gray mice? Hidden racism. 🤷🏾‍♀️

    1. Shady Oak Ministries
      Shady Oak Ministries
      19 օր առաջ

      @Salvador Allende Ministry means service. Shady can refer to something being done outside of what would be accepted in public, or it can refer to a place that has shade. One means shameful and the other means comfortable. If you're not comfortable with someone being called out for a childish mindset, then go to the back of the line so the adults can finish talking. I'll see if I have time for you later.

    2. Akinwolemiwa Rebecca
      Akinwolemiwa Rebecca
      20 օր առաջ

      @Salvador Allende I've not been to the US, and I'm not a white old man. And I know what racism is and understand it clearly, as in Nigeria there's a clear prejudice against christians in the northern part where I spent the most part of my life, it may not be the same thing as racism but I think I can understand what it means, both form of discrimination is abhorrent by the way and I don't endorse it. I just pointed out that something wasn't right with that comment and I do hope it was a joke.

    3. Salvador Allende
      Salvador Allende
      20 օր առաջ

      @Akinwolemiwa Rebecca Sounds like it was meant to be a joke, though not particularly funny. Being black in Africa is completely different than in the US where the roots of racism run very deep. Racism in the US is well-funded and government supported for most of history. Racism permeates American society and American churches. Either you are posing as a black woman because you're an old white male conservative in disguise (which happens every day here in Troll Land) or you haven't been to the US.

    4. Akinwolemiwa Rebecca
      Akinwolemiwa Rebecca
      20 օր առաջ

      Aww, please... It's kinda getting old, and that's something coming from a me a black African. I think it's ridiculous relating even the minutest things to racism. I'm aware that there are real concerns about racism, but this is ridiculous.

    5. Salvador Allende
      Salvador Allende
      20 օր առաջ

      @Shady Oak Ministries You make the word "ministries" sound shady in more ways than one.

  60. *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
    *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
    20 օր առաջ

    He's an amazing storyteller, great timing and clear description of things, an interesting, believable story. I don't mind people having reptiles tho...as long as they're responsible and diligent people so they won't harm others. But yeah, it's better if they don't feed mammals to reptiles. Mammals are too adorable...😅 I have a story too. I was a Goth girl from the age of 16 to 31-32...I bought a ton of makeup every year, especially dark eyeshadows and lipsticks, black eyeliners, pasty-colored foundations, and pale grey contact lenses. Nobody in my small town in Indonesia had ever see a girl with black lipstick, so people stare a lot. 😅 Now I'm 41, too tired and lazy to put on makeup for years. I have nothing to proof or show off to, and being makeup free actually saves a lot of money. Sometimes when I look at my old photos, I imagined how silly I must look to others, when I thought I was super cool and edgy... 🤭 I still am a Goth girl at heart though, I built my home next to a beautiful Chinese cemetery complex, far from the city bright. Still love watching slash/body horror movies alone at night. Still an owl who hates sunlight. But my soft heart also can't stand to see (real) cruelty towards animals. Hehe. Hehe. Hm. Wait, what am I doing? Writing novels in YT comments section on my morning toilet routine. Ah... *flush toilet

    1. *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
      *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
      16 օր առաջ

      @KOKO ** When somebody loves your "natural perfume", it is what I call PURE LOVE!!! 😆👍❤

    2. KOKO **
      KOKO **
      17 օր առաջ

      @*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am LITERALLY laughing to the point of tears!👍 I so incredibly have lived that. As a matter of fact, sometimes I'll be like "ewww... I REALLY need a shower " and my daughter will say "You smell GOOD Mom. You smell like MOM." 😱🤣 I guess I know what usually I smelled like when she was young😝 (Sorry society lol)

    3. Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      17 օր առաջ

      @*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* thank you! My apologies Guess it's time for some new glasses! Adorable regardless!! ☮️💜

    4. *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
      *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
      17 օր առաջ

      @Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson LoLoLoL That's my cat PeeWee the Ego. 🤣 But thank you very much, your puppy is cute as well!

    5. Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      Sweet Missy Petunia Wilson
      17 օր առաջ

      @*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* love your pfp btw... adorable little lamb, I presume.

  61. Brett
    Brett
    20 օր առաջ

    Great story! Not sure of his comedic value, but he's definitely a good story teller!

    1. Heather
      Heather
      14 օր առաջ

      I was going to say the same thing. Not funny to me one bit but he had my complete attention as a story teller.

    2. Luis Cosme
      Luis Cosme
      18 օր առաջ

      Agree

    3. Sheepo Doggo 2A
      Sheepo Doggo 2A
      20 օր առաջ

      There are different types of comedy, believe it or not. Dry comedy is what you just experienced.

  62. riotsquirrelz
    riotsquirrelz
    20 օր առաջ

    I'm an eldergoth at 43, my first pet was a mouse! 😭

    1. papuciowy
      papuciowy
      19 օր առաջ

      was it tasty?

  63. Alessandro Gambino
    Alessandro Gambino
    20 օր առաջ

    Slow start but he got us there.

  64. Albert Orozco
    Albert Orozco
    20 օր առաջ

    Were there goth girls when he was young? Lying perv..he hit on one and it went south.

  65. Hansel Anderson
    Hansel Anderson
    20 օր առաջ

    I once had a Canebreak Rattler as a pet. Fed it a white mouse once a month. Had to give him away when I got married b/c my wife had a 3 1/2 yo son and didn't want to take the chance of an accident.

  66. hillbilly bob
    hillbilly bob
    20 օր առաջ

    I liked it!

  67. Nicole Knight
    Nicole Knight
    20 օր առաջ

    Goth girl who's team reptile and gotta say that was unfortunate. Punch line blew and had a crap message that helps no one. Hopefully that place isn't still ran like that. Good reptile facilities don't starve animals and massacre others.

    1. Llama Sugar
      Llama Sugar
      19 օր առաջ

      @Reaper Kollyns 😂

    2. Reaper Kollyns
      Reaper Kollyns
      19 օր առաջ

      @Llama Sugar Yes. I had a box turtle. Tried to feed it dead crickets... Nothing. Live crickets... The hunt was on! We joked that she was a T-Rex and could only see the crickets when they moved.

    3. Llama Sugar
      Llama Sugar
      20 օր առաջ

      @Lunaish Do they prefer live food? (Genuine question) Does that differ among species of reptile?

    4. Lunaish
      Lunaish
      20 օր առաջ

      While I do agree with some of your points, I'm just going to stay that reptiles can go pretty long time without eating. A snapping turtle can go 160 days without eating. Typically it says that they should be fed every week, but they can go longer without it really hurting them. If you have a pet snake, you are supposed to feed it once every week or two weeks depending on what kind of snake you have, but some can last a lot longer than that. So they aren't starving the reptiles because they don't have to eat consistently like other animals or like we do. Plus their digestive systems don't work like that and it takes them a longer time to digest food.

    5. Llama Sugar
      Llama Sugar
      20 օր առաջ

      Meanwhile, there are people who “adopt” free kittens to feed their snakes.

  68. Sharon Smalls
    Sharon Smalls
    20 օր առաջ

    Plink!!! I wasn't expecting to hear him say that, PLINK.

    1. Lunaish
      Lunaish
      20 օր առաջ

      That really caught me off-guard 🤣🤣

    2. L.W. Paradis
      L.W. Paradis
      20 օր առաջ

      Chicago. I sure was.

  69. RIP Mom Covid
    RIP Mom Covid
    20 օր առաջ

    We are mammals, some of whom voted for a sociopathic reptile who killed our families.

  70. Samoury King
    Samoury King
    20 օր առաջ

    She’s not a vampire 🤣

  71. Best Alkmaar
    Best Alkmaar
    20 օր առաջ

    Usa Un seen agency . Report of destructieve instinct Think off las Vegas If jou think Indians live befor in a city . You malle ware Intiligenc . Befor you mistake La ilaha illia Allah The one And the onley one The first La ilaha illia Allah Mohamed rasoul Allah

  72. BeComing Nyrell
    BeComing Nyrell
    20 օր առաջ

    I was today’s year old when I learned turtles ate mice 🤨

    1. Raven
      Raven
      16 օր առաջ

      I've got ducks. Don't Google "snapping turtle duck's foot" unless you have a strong stomach.

    2. CLA
      CLA
      20 օր առաջ

      Snapping turtles live on and out of the water and do eat mice and other meats. I know from personal experience. (Live in FL grew up near a swamp and small lake, seen it with my own eyes). They can continue to snap after their heads are removed as well.

    3. Julie N.
      Julie N.
      20 օր առաջ

      @Kronik Maths debater Snapping turtles don,t let go...Even if you chop off their head. Sometimes they can sew the finger(s) or toe(s) back on. Their necks are pretty long, and they bite really fast.

    4. Kronik Maths debater
      Kronik Maths debater
      20 օր առաջ

      They don’t eat mice. Where do turtles live ? In the water, have you seen mice in the water ?

    5. elliot deherrera
      elliot deherrera
      20 օր առաջ

      Nature is full of nasty surprises lol

  73. Daniel Schultz
    Daniel Schultz
    20 օր առաջ

    Good story, but I gotta be honest, not really funny.

    1. P0ETICsin
      P0ETICsin
      20 օր առաջ

      Had me laughing . First time hear about this comedian. Now going to see his other materia 😀

    2. Nicole Knight
      Nicole Knight
      20 օր առաջ

      Also wasn't a good story lol

  74. UK Lorien
    UK Lorien
    20 օր առաջ

    I love every animal except reptiles!

  75. SafePet Haven
    SafePet Haven
    20 օր առաջ

    not funny

  76. Akimbo Furry
    Akimbo Furry
    20 օր առաջ

    As a goth, that micacure would be awesome.

  77. NotMothman
    NotMothman
    20 օր առաջ

    He dated a goth girl when he was younger ughh what a pioneer of our time

  78. Clean Up On Aisle 3
    Clean Up On Aisle 3
    20 օր առաջ

    Hypoxia 🤣🤣🤣

  79. LIM PEH KA LI KONG
    LIM PEH KA LI KONG
    20 օր առաջ

    This is hilarious. Comedy and shock in one.

  80. Johnson Family Vids & Vlog's
    Johnson Family Vids & Vlog's
    20 օր առաջ

    Poor mouse

  81. 🍉Suki-tan Hatsune {初音すきたん}🍉
    🍉Suki-tan Hatsune {初音すきたん}🍉
    20 օր առաջ

    Skkskkskskskkskskskskskksksk save the mice

  82. Steam Roller
    Steam Roller
    20 օր առաջ

    Boooorrring

  83. Debbie Scheer
    Debbie Scheer
    20 օր առաջ

    That was an awesome story and great delivery 👍👍❤

  84. Major Old Lady aka, Mom
    Major Old Lady aka, Mom
    20 օր առաջ

    It's 5 p.m. Seattle time. Great visual right b4 dinner time, DB... or not. 😎 Turtle soup, anyone? Will never look at the Turtle candies (chocolate covered nuts and a caramel/nougat filling) the same... ever again. Found a snapping turtle in the driveway when my ex's job took us to Wichita. Called the ex. He asked if it had spikes on it's head, going into it's shell? ✔ He said stay away from it bc once they chomp down, they don't let loose until it thunders. I was 5 months PG. He didn't have to say it twice, lol.

    1. Major Old Lady aka, Mom
      Major Old Lady aka, Mom
      20 օր առաջ

      @Grumpy Old Guy I know, right? 😂 Perhaps that's why my comments continually get Highlighted by DB and other channels, and your comments do not? Really? Yup. 😂 👍 😂 lol.@.u.again? Yup...

    2. Grumpy Old Guy
      Grumpy Old Guy
      20 օր առաջ

      Don't worry. Nothing wants to bite you.

  85. ink Lynx
    ink Lynx
    20 օր առաջ

    Don't quit your day job, Rand Paul.

  86. Psycho Chicken
    Psycho Chicken
    20 օր առաջ

    "poink"

  87. gears5336
    gears5336
    20 օր առաջ

    This guy looks like he smells like Bibles

    1. Salvador Allende
      Salvador Allende
      3 օր առաջ

      @beatleme2 The Bible mentions abortion zero times aside from a chapter in the Old Testament that prescribed making "bitter water" to induce an abortion if a husband suspected pregnancy from adultery. The Bible mentions caring for the sick, poor, widows, and orphans approximately 200 times as well as welcoming foreigners as brothers, because Israelites were strangers dwelling in the strange land of Egypt. Stuff republicans don't believe in doing. Jesus was never a one-issue voter at the expense of humanity. I suggest you get to know Jesus before presuming to speak for Him. Also, leftists don't "believe in abortion", we believe in mercy. Punishing women with certain death for terminating pregnancy is not the will of God. That's barbarian patriarchy trying to control reproduction. I wouldn't have an abortion, but my opinion is not more important than a woman's health or choices for bodily autonomy. You sickos get off on human suffering and that's why you are pro-fetus rather than pro-life.

    2. beatleme2
      beatleme2
      3 օր առաջ

      @Salvador Allende leftists believe in Abortion Jesus is pro-life therefor a republican by today's standards

    3. Amy Snyder
      Amy Snyder
      19 օր առաջ

      This is Dark!🤣😂🤣

    4. Amy Snyder
      Amy Snyder
      19 օր առաջ

      WtH....does that even mean??🤣

    5. Salvador Allende
      Salvador Allende
      20 օր առաջ

      @wdrumz Jesus was the original leftist. If you fake Christian church goers understood that, people might take you seriously.

  88. JustOneAsbesto
    JustOneAsbesto
    20 օր առաջ

    This is gonna be a great special.

  89. Yannick G
    Yannick G
    20 օր առաջ

    "Hypoxia", LMAO.

    1. Jay G
      Jay G
      10 օր առաջ

      Nailed it.

    2. Salvador Allende
      Salvador Allende
      20 օր առաջ

      That really made me laugh because I knew a goth in '90s Toronto who joked about hypoxia a lot.

  90. victoriarotter
    victoriarotter
    20 օր առաջ

    The funny thing about this story is that The Sisters of Mercy (a very well known Goth band) have an album called Reptile House. 🖤😻💜

    1. Jay G
      Jay G
      10 օր առաջ

      @the dude check out the songs Dominion or Lucretia My Reflection if you are into Goth music. 1980's and 1990's. Contemporaries to The Cure.

    2. julia Chrobok
      julia Chrobok
      19 օր առաջ

      😂😂

    3. Sparkle Kpadeh
      Sparkle Kpadeh
      20 օր առաջ

      It'd be funny if the girl...or the daughter of the girl he was trying impress was in that band

    4. AJD
      AJD
      20 օր առաջ

      Well known to anyone who is into Goth music from the pre-90s. Maybe youngsters wouldn't know but, if not, there is a serious chapter missing in the Goth education! Lol

    5. the dude
      the dude
      20 օր առաջ

      Unknown to me. Can't be that well known.

  91. Lana Jig-maker
    Lana Jig-maker
    20 օր առաջ

    "Hair like midnight...eyes like emerald, and I was a dork" sounds like the beginning of a great poem or song.

    1. border elite
      border elite
      Օր առաջ

      That or the opening to a cheesy highschool movie.

    2. Sherry D.
      Sherry D.
      18 օր առաջ

      @🍉Suki-tan Hatsune {初音すきたん}🍉 Too soon, off dork like

    3. KWA
      KWA
      19 օր առաջ

      @Arnold Tarbooz Bored Chameleons World War two snapping turtles Traumatized children

    4. Sparkle Kpadeh
      Sparkle Kpadeh
      20 օր առաջ

      He was being so romantic

    5. Arnold Tarbooz
      Arnold Tarbooz
      20 օր առաջ

      write the rest of it yourself...i want to see what you come up with

  92. Michelle Johnsen
    Michelle Johnsen
    20 օր առաջ

    I think this story sounded like it really happened. It was a good one!

  93. Henry Brown
    Henry Brown
    20 օր առաջ

    What a lad

  94. L C
    L C
    20 օր առաջ

    🤣🤣 I did not see that coming!🤣🤣

  95. Jonny Stolpe
    Jonny Stolpe
    20 օր առաջ

    "plink" My life story in one word.

    1. Julie N.
      Julie N.
      18 օր առաջ

      @Miriam B Whaaaat...? Then is the cup....God? Then what are the little marshmallows? 🤷

    2. Kevin Hickers
      Kevin Hickers
      18 օր առաջ

      Lil higher ... pheww !

    3. Miriam B
      Miriam B
      19 օր առաջ

      @Brett You yourself are the skin on the cocoa of your soul

    4. Julie N.
      Julie N.
      20 օր առաջ

      @Brett Awww. That's not God plinking you.

    5. Brett
      Brett
      20 օր առաջ

      Yep, ever since 2013, God has been plinking me over and over and over...

  96. Cleroyster 2
    Cleroyster 2
    20 օր առաջ

    Not funny

  97. Thinking Long
    Thinking Long
    20 օր առաջ

    real nature...no mercy, only violence.

    1. cobrakingofeart
      cobrakingofeart
      15 օր առաջ

      violence is never the answer. it's the question and the answer is : ****YES!!!!!****

  98. Genesis Gunn
    Genesis Gunn
    20 օր առաջ

    Wack so far as a comic, great as a story teller...I will continue watching

  99. A Brooks
    A Brooks
    20 օր առաջ

    First

    1. Psycho Chicken
      Psycho Chicken
      20 օր առաջ

      Call the local news, I'm sure you'll get on the next broadcast.

    2. Grumpy Old Guy
      Grumpy Old Guy
      20 օր առաջ

      @Major Old Lady aka, Mom I've already told you, you old bat, I'm not interested in dating you.

    3. Grumpy Old Guy
      Grumpy Old Guy
      20 օր առաջ

      If you think anyone really gives a rat's behind, then you don't know very much.

    4. Major Old Lady aka, Mom
      Major Old Lady aka, Mom
      20 օր առաջ

      Shhhhh!! Don't tell Grumpy Old Guy... ⚘😂⚘